Dobtungargudquatjamhigcid Raggonnar Midcitfod is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful coyote.

Dobtungargudquatjamhigcid Raggonnar Midcitfod created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobtungargudquatjamhigcid Raggonnar Midcitfod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobtungargudquatjamhigcid Raggonnar Midcitfod, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dobtungargudquatjamhigcid Raggonnar Midcitfod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dobtungargudquatjamhigcid Raggonnar Midcitfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Respect your elders.