Pophapbug is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak chinchilla.

Pophapbug created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pophapbug, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pophapbug, he will make you grow a tail.

Pophapbug's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Pophapbug's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Pray towards the west.