Artrilllagtartun is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, grumpy dragonfly.

Artrilllagtartun created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artrilllagtartun, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Artrilllagtartun, she will throw large rocks at you.

Artrilllagtartun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Artrilllagtartun's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Hide if five dolphins approach from the north.

5. Never play with disobedient children.