Hityokfas Gamsabkenbin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able snake.

Hityokfas Gamsabkenbin created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hityokfas Gamsabkenbin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hityokfas Gamsabkenbin, he will turn you into a frog.

Hityokfas Gamsabkenbin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hityokfas Gamsabkenbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hityokfas Gamsabkenbin's priests.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never wear white ear rings.