Bifragyok is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid bear.

Bifragyok created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifragyok, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bifragyok, it will turn you into a worm.

Bifragyok's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bifragyok's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Bifragyok must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Never think about black holes.