Likyikcit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, conceited camel.

Likyikcit created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likyikcit, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Likyikcit, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Likyikcit's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Likyikcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange kilts.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.