Cibtarpbed is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, humorless crane.

Cibtarpbed created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibtarpbed, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cibtarpbed, she will turn you into a mole.

Cibtarpbed's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cibtarpbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cibtarpbed.

5. Do not sing in public.