Sidaftarparm is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, ruthless aardvark.

Sidaftarparm created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidaftarparm, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sidaftarparm, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sidaftarparm's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sidaftarparm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Sidaftarparm must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.