Witsakdid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage dragon.

Witsakdid created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witsakdid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Witsakdid, it will torture you forever.

Witsakdid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Witsakdid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Witsakdid three times a day.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing green stockings and balancing four lead spheres on your hands.

5. Never play with disobedient children.