Wigflaprig is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart
squirrel.
Wigflaprig created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wigflaprig, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Wigflaprig, he will refuse to believe in you.
Wigflaprig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Wigflaprig's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never write about optics.
4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.
5. Learn four new languages a year.