Wigflaprig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart squirrel.

Wigflaprig created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigflaprig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wigflaprig, he will refuse to believe in you.

Wigflaprig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wigflaprig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Learn four new languages a year.