Lipfidjipfed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, impressive crane.

Lipfidjipfed created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipfidjipfed, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lipfidjipfed, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lipfidjipfed's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lipfidjipfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never paint your hands pink.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Fast once a month.