Omtrilgess is a god.

He takes the form of a small, loving bee.

Omtrilgess created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtrilgess, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Omtrilgess, he will turn you into a mole.

Omtrilgess' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Omtrilgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near manatees while wearing purple tights and balancing three iron spheres on your arms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.