Dotsinbog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, vain clam.

Dotsinbog created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotsinbog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dotsinbog, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dotsinbog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dotsinbog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not keep five horses in a large pit.

3. Always help moths in need.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.