Spagkamditnarlmig is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful
eagle.
Spagkamditnarlmig created snails four years ago.
If you believe in
Spagkamditnarlmig, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Spagkamditnarlmig, it will be very unhappy.
Spagkamditnarlmig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Spagkamditnarlmig's Holy Commandments1. Learn seven new languages a year.
2. Run away from black turtles, for they are unholy.
3. Always treat ducks with great respect.
4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to mice while wearing brown shorts.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.