Riparncam is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, conceited squid.

Riparncam created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Riparncam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Riparncam, it will not care.

Riparncam's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Riparncam's Holy Commandments

1. Riparncam loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.