Ligcebyatjamgedcebvanarm Jigtoftonkyattflatpib Wikcudzag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, flying jellyfish.

Ligcebyatjamgedcebvanarm Jigtoftonkyattflatpib Wikcudzag created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ligcebyatjamgedcebvanarm Jigtoftonkyattflatpib Wikcudzag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligcebyatjamgedcebvanarm Jigtoftonkyattflatpib Wikcudzag, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ligcebyatjamgedcebvanarm Jigtoftonkyattflatpib Wikcudzag's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Ligcebyatjamgedcebvanarm Jigtoftonkyattflatpib Wikcudzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant black sculpture of Ligcebyatjamgedcebvanarm Jigtoftonkyattflatpib Wikcudzag in the centre of the settlement.