Bodbusgetbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, charitable mongoose.

Bodbusgetbog created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodbusgetbog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bodbusgetbog, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bodbusgetbog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bodbusgetbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to badgers while wearing blue corsets.

2. Put Bodbusgetbog first in all things.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Bodbusgetbog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away if three frogs approach from the east.