Straglipkab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless horse.

Straglipkab created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Straglipkab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Straglipkab, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Straglipkab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Straglipkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Straglipkab on top of important buildings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.