Loggidcap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent seal.

Loggidcap created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loggidcap, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Loggidcap, she will think nothing of it.

Loggidcap's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Loggidcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near mice while wearing turquoise dresses and balancing eight carbon spheres on your back.

2. Run away if six geese approach from the south.

3. Never paint your feet orange.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.