Hublatrottafbutbell is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless crane.

Hublatrottafbutbell created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Hublatrottafbutbell, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hublatrottafbutbell, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hublatrottafbutbell's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Hublatrottafbutbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Hublatrottafbutbell loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Hublatrottafbutbell in the centre of the settlement.