Vanarppan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, impressive otter.

Vanarppan created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanarppan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vanarppan, he will turn you into a snail.

Vanarppan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Vanarppan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.