Dabnigyart is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy
dragon.
Dabnigyart created an up quark four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dabnigyart, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Dabnigyart, she will turn you into a hamster.
Dabnigyart's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Dabnigyart's Holy Commandments1. Dabnigyart loves ducks, so they must be respected.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Dabnigyart must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Dabnigyart.