Dabnigyart is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy dragon.

Dabnigyart created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabnigyart, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dabnigyart, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dabnigyart's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dabnigyart's Holy Commandments

1. Dabnigyart loves ducks, so they must be respected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Dabnigyart must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dabnigyart.