Gofweepog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental human.

Gofweepog created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Gofweepog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gofweepog, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gofweepog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gofweepog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not take Gofweepog's name in vain.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.