Fenbissjan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, omnipotent slug.

Fenbissjan created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbissjan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fenbissjan, he will turn you into a sheep.

Fenbissjan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fenbissjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fenbissjan's priests.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Fenbissjan.

5. Never chant in holy places.