Honcapgof is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring rat.

Honcapgof created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honcapgof, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Honcapgof, she will send you a sign.

Honcapgof's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Honcapgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not chop down trees.