Sabtenfab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, thoughtless giraffe.

Sabtenfab created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sabtenfab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sabtenfab, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sabtenfab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sabtenfab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about dark matter near pigs while wearing orange skirts.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.