Arttarbap is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witless wombat.

Arttarbap created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Arttarbap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arttarbap, he will turn you into a dog.

Arttarbap's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Arttarbap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Arttarbap on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide from fawn rats for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not covet oxen.