Sawrakcumneg is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, impressive raccoon.

Sawrakcumneg created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawrakcumneg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sawrakcumneg, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sawrakcumneg's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sawrakcumneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near voles while wearing blue dresses and balancing seven copper spheres on your arms.