Cabwikvin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic wombat.

Cabwikvin created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabwikvin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cabwikvin, it will turn you into a goat.

Cabwikvin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cabwikvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of manatees.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.