Tadgencudtig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, astonishing elephant.

Tadgencudtig created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadgencudtig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tadgencudtig, he will turn you into a rat.

Tadgencudtig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tadgencudtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must pray to Tadgencudtig six times a day.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.