Zograkgad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, proud porpoise.

Zograkgad created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zograkgad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zograkgad, he will turn you into a hamster.

Zograkgad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Zograkgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Never jump near sharks.

5. Do not shave your legs.