Montencen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart human.

Montencen created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Montencen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Montencen, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Montencen's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Montencen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near badgers while wearing magenta coats.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.