Fobdussgod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair pigeon.

Fobdussgod created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobdussgod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fobdussgod, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fobdussgod's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Fobdussgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near snails while wearing pink coats and balancing three iron spheres on your hands.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. You must love Fobdussgod.

5. Do not make images of living things.