Cutpaskom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful badger.

Cutpaskom created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutpaskom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cutpaskom, he will think nothing of it.

Cutpaskom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cutpaskom's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of manatees.

2. Cutpaskom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.