Artdodtignutt is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful duck.

Artdodtignutt created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Artdodtignutt, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Artdodtignutt, she will have a low opinion of you.

Artdodtignutt's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Artdodtignutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Run away if nine moths approach from the east.

5. Hide if three otters approach from the north.