Dinbafdum is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking deer.

Dinbafdum created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinbafdum, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dinbafdum, she will turn you into a puffin.

Dinbafdum's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dinbafdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near horses while wearing fawn trousers and balancing three zinc spheres on your neck.

2. You must pray to Dinbafdum four times a day.

3. Never hurt nematodes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always stare at clouds.