Nabliklabbesswiktapbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong parrot.

Nabliklabbesswiktapbonk created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabliklabbesswiktapbonk, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nabliklabbesswiktapbonk, it will laugh at you.

Nabliklabbesswiktapbonk's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nabliklabbesswiktapbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.