Hamjarndoss Dimbarngesslim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody coyote.

Hamjarndoss Dimbarngesslim created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamjarndoss Dimbarngesslim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hamjarndoss Dimbarngesslim, she will come to you in dreams.

Hamjarndoss Dimbarngesslim's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hamjarndoss Dimbarngesslim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.