Misgidbop is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong snail.

Misgidbop created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Misgidbop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Misgidbop, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Misgidbop's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Misgidbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Never paint your hands orange.

5. Always obey Misgidbop's priests.