Migcathas Cunbimlip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, caring squirrel.

Migcathas Cunbimlip created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migcathas Cunbimlip, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Migcathas Cunbimlip, it will be mildly annoyed.

Migcathas Cunbimlip's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Migcathas Cunbimlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not keep seven moths in a large pit.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.