Vigdusstan is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, vain unicorn.

Vigdusstan created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigdusstan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigdusstan, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vigdusstan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Vigdusstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing red dresses and balancing five silver spheres on your chest.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Put Vigdusstan first in all things.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.