Metcedtig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, idiotic squirrel.

Metcedtig created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metcedtig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Metcedtig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Metcedtig's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Metcedtig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Metcedtig.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide from yellow aardvarks for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.