Quilldunmip is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent gerbil.

Quilldunmip created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quilldunmip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quilldunmip, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quilldunmip's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Quilldunmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near foxes while wearing indigo tights and balancing four gold spheres on your legs.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.