Wipfutfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless owl.

Wipfutfeb created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipfutfeb, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wipfutfeb, it will turn you into a plant.

Wipfutfeb's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Wipfutfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not keep three aardvarks in a large pit.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.