Fidpityak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable deer.

Fidpityak created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidpityak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fidpityak, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fidpityak's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fidpityak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never feed parsnips to ducks while wearing green boots.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.