Limbigpib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring lion.

Limbigpib created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limbigpib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Limbigpib, it will not care at all.

Limbigpib's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Limbigpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Limbigpib loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Limbigpib.