Gepnilstik is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented walrus.

Gepnilstik created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepnilstik, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gepnilstik, she will curse you with boils.

Gepnilstik's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gepnilstik's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention manatees.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not chop down trees.