Janvedbon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, effective pig.

Janvedbon created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janvedbon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Janvedbon, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Janvedbon's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Janvedbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink alcohol.