Zanhabkemkimlunvan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered hummingbird.

Zanhabkemkimlunvan created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanhabkemkimlunvan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zanhabkemkimlunvan, he will turn you into a frog.

Zanhabkemkimlunvan's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Zanhabkemkimlunvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Do not kill otters.

5. Always help squirrels in need.