Damsandpang is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, stupid frog.

Damsandpang created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Damsandpang, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Damsandpang, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Damsandpang's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Damsandpang's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four squirrels approach from the south.

2. Never paint your legs magenta.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look after injured voles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.